Thursday, November 21, 2019

Weight Watchers vs Writer's Workshop

Weight Watchers vs Writer’s Workshop

As a retired Pittsburgh Public School teacher, I often have memories (nightmares) of fun times in the classroom. One vivid memory stands out. My principal, Kim Jong-un, was in the classroom, clipboard in hand, for an unannounced observation. I asked the students to get out their Weight Watcher journals. In my defense, I had not been drinking from my bottom desk drawer (yet). WW can also stand for Writer’s Workshop, which is what I really meant. The lesson was all down hill skiing from there. Wondering why I didn’t get a Distinguished rating?

Sandra Warholic Seeley - All my life, and half of someone else's, I have lived in a humorous place called Earth. My muse is a tiny menehune from the island of Oahu in Hawaii where I lived for a year. Ernest Hemingway once sat under the exact same coconut tree where I did most of my writing. I'm also a sensitive to criticism Virgo who loves to get paid for writing and speaking funny stuff. Even though my mind is filled with volcanic ash residue and I'm still finding sand in my shorts, I will continue to write until my muse retires or I run out of pretty blue drinks, whichever comes first. Don't be bashful, email the author.

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